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The Answering Machine

Postby Ammy-wa on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:41 am

Again, you know the drill. Leave a message for the person above you on their "answering machine". Make it as crazy as you want.

This is Ammy. I can't get to the phone right now. I'm busy... making dinner. *audible screams in the background* But feel free to leave me a message after the beep!

BEEP.
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby ashley-wa on Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:45 am

*BEEP*
Ammy, I know that you ate my mail carrier because you were jealous of his hottness, but this is just not fair.
*long pause*
in retaliation, I have stolen both Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from their closet cages and will be holding them hostage until you find me a new sexy mail carrier. That is all.
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby Lillie-wa on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:13 am

*BEEP*

Ash. Fire-droid. Pretend-human. I have a message for you. It is quite important, thus this message shall self destruct five seconds after the message has finished.
So you better put your running shoes on.

No really, I'm giving you time to put them on.

*doop de doop de dooo...* *whistles loudly*


......


Okay, enough time. Here is the important message:

.. Will you, er.. Go out with me? PLEASE?

SELF DESTRUCT IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

BOOM!
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby ashley-wa on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:25 am

*BEEP*

erm. No, Lil. I mean name.

we can be friends with benefits.

you know how commitment phobic we are. we'd start dating and then all the fun would stop, and I'd say that I loved you prematurely and probably smother you in chocolates, teddy bears, over-scented roses, and maybe even some princess glitter.

even without the commitment, i might do the princess glitter thing anyways.

robots love glitter!!!! *girly squee*
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby Lillie-wa on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:32 am

*BEEP*

FWB is obviously what I meant, honeybunch sweet cheeks. And I am all for glitter.


So long as I wear the pants in the relationship.

I am the PANT WEARER!
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby Ammy-wa on Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:36 am

*BEEP*

Lil... I kind of have a problem.



...


*bursts into tears*

ASH STOLE EDWARD AND JACOB FROM MY CLOSET AND SHE'S TAKEN THEM AND SHE'S PROBABLY MOLESTING THEM RIGHT NOW AND I WANT THEM BACK AND I'M DYING HERE AND I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE NIGHT IN THE PAST YEAR WITHOUT HAVING SAID GOODNIGHT TO MY CLOSET SWEETHEARTS AND NOW THEY'RE GONE AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE I ATE HER MAIL CARRIER AND DIDN'T STOP TO LEAVE A FAKE SUICIDE NOTE FROM HIM.

AND... And...

I need a new mail carrier. Lil, will you do it?
Please?
*sob* Help out a friend.
Oh, and also, I wanted to ask you out. Hopefully, this will throw a spanner in the works of the relationship you and Ash were planning on having even thought there's no way I could possibly know about it, but there is, because I'm secretly from the future as well.
And now you'll have to go out with me and leave Evil Droid behind.
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby taliwa on Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:59 am

*beep*
Tali, T-A-L-I, Im probaly doing something not worthy of you , reading scott-la, NO IM NOT OBSESSED!
*hmp, hmp hmp* Uglies, Midnighter, Peeps, *hmp hmp hmp* must HAVE BOOOOOOKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby Lillie-wa on Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:03 pm

*BEEP*

Tally? Tally-wa? Is that you? I need your help! Its urgent! I'm in a bit of a.. pickle, I suppose you could say. *background yelling: get DOWN you stupid giant cucumber*

Wait.. This is Tali-wa? With an 'i'?

... Nevermind..

EVIL DROID HAS YOUR PET ALIEN IN HER CUPBOARD.

GAGGED.

..*gasp*
Gotta run!
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby taliwa on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:46 am

*BEEP*
Yes Tali with an I no special special powers, Ping Tally, if you need help, you cucumber
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Re: The Answering Machine

Postby Amy on Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:39 am

*BEEP*
(in a really dry old-man voice) Cucumber? Did you say cucumber? Cause I thought you said cucumber. Hold on, let me turn up my hearing aid... you really did say cucumber? I like cucumber. Sometimes. But you know what? I like zuchinni better. And while we're on the topic of long, skinny vegetables, don't you hate eggplant? I hate eggplant. But not as much as I hate squash. Is eggplant a kind of squash? Do you know if eggplant is a kind of squash? Hello? Is anybody there? Hello? *switches back to normal voice* Oh, this must be your answering machine. Well, I'm calling you regarding a very disturbing prank call I recieved a couple of years ago regarding bungee-jumping monkeys outside my window. And I want to warn you that I don't feel violence is needed - yet - but I will use it if necessary. And you, you Tali-with-an-i, you better not call me regarding bungee-jumping monkeys anymore. *changes back again to dry old-man voice* But I really thought you said cucumber...
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